Do you ever have random strangers ask you random questions? I usually answer them back with some random bs sweet motherly comment or keep walking because I have more things to do than get stuck in a long conversation with a random stranger.
Here are a few of the many questions I have been asked.
Did you Have all those kids?.. (eyes wide open)
Nope! I went to the super market store and picked them all out.
Yes, I have 4 children and they all come from my body.
Did you plan/choose to have two boys and two girls?..
Why yes when I went to the super market doctor he asked what preference I had. So each time I said Girl, Boy, Girl, Boy lets make it even.
I am sure You know the real answer to this question.
Where is you husband? (yes people ask this)
Who, what? I told you I bought these kids at the market why would I have a husband!?!
He is usually at work during the day and sleeping at night or trying to get ready for work bc he has to leave home at 4:45-5 am everyday.
Are you done?!? I honestly answer this one; Yes! cut tied and burned.
I could never afford any more kids and am not in the mood to call TLC so I can build a bigger house.
Where are you from? Umm here...
For some reason people think I am not from the south? I guess if I don't sport any camo or have Alabama signs on my car so they can't tell.
How old are you? (This is when I have no kids in tow just the baby with me) Old as dirt lets see I have an 11 year old so I can buy this rated R dvd of Halloween but I have no clue of my age. Can you do math?
Why does she talk so much? (Asked about me from those '"Pssh-Pssh" types to other random people sitting next to them) SECRETS DON'T MAKE FRIENDS!
I don't really mind people asking questions because heck, how are you supposed to learn anything if you never ask anything has to be better than the "Pssh-Pssh" people.
*This post was written for Mama Kat's Writers Workshop prompt.*
"Create an FAQ page for yourself that answers frequently asked questions if people were to frequently ask you questions. People make those up all the time. YOUR TURN!"
